Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?

Macabre Mom is a chronically tired and over-caffeinated mother of 2. Between caring for her children, working strange hours, and forever cleaning up cracker crumbs off her sofa, she enjoys her Halloween 365 mentality.
Born and raised in the Quad Cities, she was taunted in her youth for being “strange.” As an adult, she realized “who cares” and continues to do whatever the heck she wants, while maintaining the delicate balance of being spooky but suburban; we don’t want to scare the neighbors.

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